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Ask a Kreep

The latest from the right wing is in a newsletter I get just to keep up with their insanity. Forewarned is forearmed, or so they say.

Found on a conservative blog today

Found on a conservative blog called GOP Mom today

What would you think if an amendment to the U.S. Constitution was introduced by liberal Democrat Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, which repealed the First Amendment in the Bill of Rights — taking away our right to Free Speech?

What would you think if an amendment to the U.S. Constitution was introduced by liberal Democrat Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, which repealed the Second Amendment in the Bill of Rights — taking away our right to Keep and Bear Arms? (A right that the U.S. Supreme Court recently upheld!)

“That could never happen,” you say. “No one would allow it!” Right? Well…

Did you know that there are TWO ways that our Constitution can be changed? And did you know that Pelosi, Reid and Barack Obama are using the less well-known way, without having to actually introduce amendments?

IT’S TRUE — and WE have to stop it NOW!

This is written to scare the money right out of those poor people too dumb to think for themselves. I am sure most of them miss the signature on this call to arms, one Mr. Gary Kreep, Executive Director Of the United States Justice Foundation. Really, Kreep.

According to Mr. Kreep, we liberals are trying to call for a Constitutional Convention where we will throw all that he and his conservative friends hold dear into the fire. We are out to destroy the country.

Say BYE-BYE to the First Amendment’s freedom of speech — Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity could be taken off the air.

Say BYE-BYE to the Second Amendment’s right to bear arms — a total gun ban could be the law of the land!

Say BYE-BYE to the Constitution’s requirement that to serve as President a man or a woman must be a “natural born citizen”!

What amazes me about this is that I am on every liberal newsletter, email and regular mail list and I have yet to hear about this wonderful news. Getting Rush and Hannity off the air would definitely be worth trashing the Constitution, wouldn’t it? Can we make sure Ann Coulter and Bill O’Reilly are included, too? ‘

Do they really think that we want to take away freedom of speech? And the right to bear arms? Is absolute fear the only way they know how to deal with a President they don’t like? I guess it works for them most of the time. And when the people they are scaring send money, what do they spend it on? More fear mongering? Not one solution, not one new idea comes from these people. Only hate and fear.

Grandmas and Unborn Babies Face Extermination by Obama’s “Health” Care Plan
The bottom line? Your tax-dollars will pay for preferential hiring of homosexual hospital administrators, who distribute $50,000 grants to gender-confused activists for unneeded elective surgery to mutilate their own genitals, (and force Christian doctors to perform it.)

It would be funny if it weren’t so scary. These people are very angry and they have guns and are getting more crazy people to send them money. And no lie is beneath them.

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The Bush Legacy

george-w-bushThis week The Bush Administration published a document entitled 100 Things Americans may not Know about the Bush Administration Record. It is the most ridiculous piece of fiction since whatever the most recent biography Oprah is pushing.

He says he kept America safe after 9/11. Yeah, but what about before and on 9/11. Pretty big exception to the safekeeping thing. He claims to have to have strengthened our position around the world. If you mean made absolutely sure that people hate us everywhere, he is correct. Interestingly, he makes a point of touting his handling of the economy on his watch. No mention anywhere of his making it legal for the president to drink the Kool-Aid.

bush-idiotA more truthful list might be:

I attacked and took over two countries.

I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.

I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy).

I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad’s, but I did).

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.

I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.

bushidiot-1I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of TV.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

I cut health care benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US in story.

I’ve made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.)

I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

bushidiotI presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.

I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States, called the “Bureau of Homeland Security”.

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Reagan was tough to beat, but I did it).

I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

bushdm0507_468x308I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).

I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

I took the world’s sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

bush-finger2I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.

I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

**RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.

I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

george-w-bush-waves-goodbye
GREAT JOB W!
REAL LEGACY BUILDER.
DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE BUTT.
NO.
ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET IT.
PLEASE.

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